About Me

Well, where to start? Its complicated. I mean, I could start at the beginning, you know. Or, just leave it be.


Its a tough choice. Its not everyday you decide to spew random bullshit until your mind goes blank. Its kind of sweet, yet dangerous.


Moving on. I shall describe myself the way I always describe myslelf: through the medium of dance!!.


Well, not really. But I shall describe the epicness that is Pound Cake. Brace yourself. Its about to be unleashed. Ready? Ok. Here we go:

If you didn't find this video is funny. I have good terrible news for you: 

You have a brain.

To summarize, I am a guy. A guy who would like some pound cake. That is my life goal. A pound cake. What is a pound cake you ask? A cake that costs a pound? A cake that weighs a pound? No. A pound cake is a cake that all human beings seek. It is a cake filled with happiness. A cake breaming with awesome. A cake overflowing with love. But most importantly: it is a cake that has no idea what it is talking about. (...?)


Ok. You are now leaving nonsense land. Thank fuck.


If you survived read through everything above then you might have already decrypted the peculiarities within my deformed excuse of a character. You've managed to prove your worth by being able to read through all the bullshit that has been written so far. Including this. And this. This too. And also that. Never the less, bravo. And judging by your lengthy patience, I think we're going to get along just fine. :D