Becoming The Uberman - Day 6: "A Hint of Fail, A Dose of Win"

This is an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven't read any of my previous posts, you will have no idea what I'm talking about. Go here to see all the days gone by so far.

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So far, there has been progression on both sides of the spectrum. On one side, blackouts have not only been cropping up in the morning but also during midday naps too. I also recall over-sleeping in the afternoon for a good 2 hours or so. This is bad. Very bad.

Becoming The Uberman - Day 5: “The Curse of The Uberman”

This is an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven't read any of my previous posts, you will have no idea what I'm talking about. Go here to see all the days gone by so far.

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Firstly - no I am not stuck in the dream world, and two – I am not dead. I know I haven’t updated my blog in quite a while but theres no need to send me emails asking if I'm ok (I like it really), its completely uneccessary from a professional standpoint (it makes me feel cool too). Moving on. Days 5, 6 and 7 have been left unfinished in the draft bay for a while now, but I managed to pluck up the energy to finish all three in one night - LIKE A BOSS.

I thought I’d talk about what I actually do to fill my time, rather than blabber about my daily happenings. So I’ve calculated and complied all the stuff I’ve done so far over the past 5 days.  Take a deep breath cause’ its kinda… well, you’ll see:

Becoming The Uberman – FAQ's: "Do Not Question the Uberman"

I've been receiving a lot of emails recently in regards to my adaptation of Uberman, several of them being words of support from people all around the world, and I sincerely thank those who took their time to ask about lil’ old me. Your emails are what kill the zombified stare off my face every night, and for that I couldn’t be more grateful. How about some internet bro-fist?

Amongst the emails I receive, many are questions curious about Uberman and polyphasic sleep. I figured I’d compile these questions and share the things I’ve learned since starting the Uberman system.

Becoming The Uberman - Table of Days

I made this mainly as a way for people to navigate around my previous and coming days. Its becoming a pain for me to update each individual day with hyperlinks and such. So, I'll be updating all my Uberman logs here in a nice clean post. If you're ever confused, you're more than welcome to use this to navigate your way around my sleep-deprived quest for uberness.

Day 1: "Origins" - 21.05.11 @ 0758

Day 2: "Mishaps and Madness" -22.05.11 May @ 0536

Day 3: "A New Nemesis, a Glimmer of Hope" - 23.05.11 @ 0333

Day 4: "Hi there, my name's REM. Nice to finally meet you." - 24.05.11 @ 0816

Day 5: "The Curse of The Uberman" - 25.05.11 @ 0458

Day 6: "A Hint of Fail, A Dose of Win" - 26.05.11 @ 0503

Week 2: "Devolution of The Uberman" - 02.06.2011 @ 0354

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FAQ's: "Do Not Question the Uberman" - 26.05.11 @0243

Becoming The Uberman - Day 4: "Hi there, my name's REM. Nice to finally meet you."

This is an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven't read any of my previous posts, you will have no idea what I'm talking about. Go here to see all the days gone by so far.

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Before I start I’d like to clarify a few things that I believe I have not made clear in previous posts, one of them being the total amount of hours I have slept throughout the past couple of days. This has been calculated as of Thursday the 19^th from precisely 0900 hours. It was from then onwards, I started the Uberman cycle by taking my first ever 20 minute nap at Friday the 20^th of May at 0000 hours (Day 1). Now that’s out of the way, I can finally show you some numbers.

Becoming The Uberman – Day 3: “A New Nemesis, a Glimmer of Hope”

This is an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven't read any of my previous posts, you will have no idea what I'm talking about. Go here to see the days passed so far.

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It has now become a physical struggle to type. As I write this, I find it hard to determine which letter belongs to which key. I can no longer write coherently for more than a few minutes, or my writing deteriorates to the level of a child. I am now forced to keep writing to a minimum, ignoring the usual humorous aspects of my posts and focus what energy I have left on reporting my status. So to all those reading, I would like to apologize in advance if it is difficult to read my entries from here on. After quickly glancing through my previous posts, I found myself disappointed at the sloppiness of my writing. So again, to all those who have been following me from Day 1, I offer my sincerest apologies.

Becoming The Uberman - Day 2: "Mishaps and Madness"

This is Day 2 of an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven’t read any of my previous Uberman posts, you will have no clue what I’m talking about. Go here for my report of Day 1.

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Things are starting to get increasingly dangerous, and precautions had to be made. I have entered a new stage within this adaptation phase that endangers my chances of achieving epic uberness. The story that led to this is as follows.

The Ways Of The Student

I don't usually find anything that has compelled me enough to write a short post. I'm the kind of guy that likes to pour incoherent thoughts into a single, long-ass frickin' novel. However, I found an image that accurately sums the entirety of my academic education at university. In fact, it was so accurate and contained that much truth; I felt a sudden rush of obligation to spread this insight of wisdom to the farthest corners of my flat the internet.

Ready? You sure? Ok. Prepare yourself. You're about to be enlightened.

Yep. Those two lines and the epicness of Foul Bachelour Frog has made this image one of the highlights of my week and definitely desevered a honourable mentioning. All thanks for this great discovery in educational philosophy goes to my good friend Louis. :D

Becoming The Uberman - Day 1: "Origins"

For those of you who do not know: I am embarking on a quest. A quest so sacred and so desired, little have returned sane. What is this quest I speak of?  What is this pilgrimage of enlightenment?  This journey of power?  This mission of impossibility? The answer is infact, quite simple - I have no idea what I’m talking about.

Next Level Dundee - Sequences - Part 2

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This is a continuation from a previous post; "Sequences - Part 1". Make sure you've read this first before continuing. Or I kill you.

MOVING ON!

Subsequent to another one of my awesome-fail ideas, it struck me that making a film isn't as easy as popping out a baby and tweeting about it. So, after convincing the F-Team that our best shot at winning this is making a film, we got straight to work. 

WBO Welterweight Title Match - Manny Pacquiao Vs Sugar Shane Mosely

If you haven't heard about this match, HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A FUCKING MOON?.. Ahem... The boxing match between Manny 'Pacman' Pacquiao, rated pound-for-pound best boxer in the world, against the challenger, 'Sugar' Shane Mosely, is upon us. Being the most anticipated fight of the year - I could not help but piss on my keyboard in pig-squealing, fangirl screaming excitement. And yes, I piss on my keyboard when I'm excited. Deal with it.

The Benefits of Cause

The first bit of good news for while! So I thought I'd share it with the huge population of people that take their precious time to read this immensely popular blog! :D

Myself and a friend of mine, Zizo, decided to create a Youtube Channel a while back in regards to the relief of the Libyan people. We decided to create this channel in order to raise awareness for the Libyan crisis by collecting and uploading videos taken by our Libyan contacts on the ground at such a time where there was no form of international media in the country. Our channel quickly boomed and we became the main source for news agencies such as CNN, BBC, ITN, Reuters, Sky News, The Guardian and many more. With 5-6 videos being uploaded almost every hour.