Sunday 17 April 2011

Next Level Dundee - Sequences - Part 1

During the summer of 2010, I was, as usual, bored. With the majority of my games completed and 100%'ed (I have no life, I know), I looked for another task to keep myself busy. And boy did I find one hell of a task.

WBA Light Welterweight Title Match - Amir Khan Vs Paul McCloskey

For those of you who don't know - I am a huge boxing fan. And when a world title match turns the corner I get freakishly giggedy like a 12 year old girl staring at Justin Bieber images.

Wanna' Hear A Good One?

Courtesy of my good Arab friend, Zizo.
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms...

The Definition of "Friend"

ORIGINS

A while back I was having a conversation with a good friend of mine, Callum (Yes, you have his name now, if you ever get a hold of his bank details let me know because he owes me £10.... well, not really but I'd like £10 anyway) when this subject popped up, and he was one of the first to insinuate the fact that I should empty my thoughts out onto a blog, so he's partly the reason why I'm here writing this. I should also give credit to my PC because without it I would not be here typing the very thoughts that me and Callum ignited that day. And while we're at it, I should award kudos to my mother and father, because without them and the process of "love" I would not be sitting frobnicating (It is an actual word for those of you who have dirty minds). I would also like to thank some buddies of mine from the stone age that I've known for quite a while now and without their invention of fire...

Pound Cake: Origins

Ah, pound cake. For all those who have yet to discover its epicness, enjoy:


I Would Like Some Pound Cake

FIRSTLY!


I see, a screen... I see, a mouse... I see, many keys... Where am I?... What am I?... What am I typing?... Can you see me?... JESUS CHRIST AM I DEAD!!?


OMFG JGH3AO6LOLEUID56IGROFLEOMGWTF MIND = BLOWN!!!!!!!!!!


The above few lines roughly sum up my average day. Exciting right? No. As much as I would like to have my mind blown (no pun intend-...  hehehe, actually nvm leave it there) each and every single day, it would eventually become... not blown?!...