Crazy Bitches

So I put crazy bitches with less-crazy bitches and now there are more crazy
bitches being more bitch-crazy while you watch other crazy bitches, dawg.

So a number of videos have come to my attention recently featuring certain crazy bitches, and I believe that by the power of mockery, strategic internet harassment, and psychologically-targeted trolling, we may just may be able to rid the world of one more crazy bitch. Here goes nothing. 

A Guide to Surviving Valentines Day As a Pathetic Single Loser

 Ah, Valentine's Day. The most self-hate inducing holiday of the year, and just like the year previous, present, and (probably) next, I'm alone, surprising no-one. I'd like to say that it's because I have higher standards than everyone else...so I will. It's because I have higher standards than everyone else.

These have nothing to do with it.

So I figured that because I haven't blogged in a while, and I need something to do with my many loneliness-filled hours, I would craft a magnificent Valentine's Event - three Valentine-themed blogs before Valentine's Day. So check back here over the next few days if you don't have anyone special in your life. And if you're reading this right now, that's pretty likely.

Anyway, for the days leading up to valentines day, I decided to lend some suggestions to my fellow gamers, anime watchers and other virgin stereotypes on how to occupy their time during this celebration of everything that they don't have.

Chinese Pharmaceuticals Selling Energy Pills Made from Dead Babies

Look at the puppies, because you're about to get really depressed.

I simply cannot joke about this. It's wrong. It is the most disgusting and unethical news I've heard in a very long time, only worsened by the absence of pictures and actual stories. You are not going to like what you're about to read, you have been warned.